Reviews

From Spain, let's review " La Teta y la Luna/The Tit and the Moon ". 

"Could I have your breast?" may not be the most conventional opening line, but, surprisingly enough for young Tete (Biel Duran), it actually works. Seconds later, Estrellita (Mathilda May) has lowered her top, and the kid finds himself eye-to-nipple with the "most beautiful breast" he has ever seen. What's more, when he asks for a drink, Estrellita is more than happy to oblige with a stream of milk. Is this a dream or reality? The Tit and the Moon never makes it clear, but, given the strange way that the plot progresses, I'm inclined to believe the latter.

The story, such as it is, takes place in Cantalonia, where Tete works as an anxanta, the boy who climbs to the top of human pyramids. When Tete's mother gives birth to a new son, the older boy suffers from an acute case of envy that his brother has a breast to suckle. One night, Tete begs the moon for a breast of his own. His pleas are soon answered when Estrellita, the "Queen of Stuttgart", and her husband, Fartman Maurice, the "Fire King" (Gerard Darmon), arrive in town to perform at the Cava Park nightclub. But Tete has a rival for Estrellita's affections. Lovesick Miguel (Miguel Poveda), a local electrician, spends all night serenading his beloved with flamenco songs.

 The title is certainly provocative enough, and, as one might suspect, a lot of breasts are exposed during the ninety-minute running time. Most of them are pretty nice, too, making this Spanish- language release an ogler's delight. The film is intended to be a randy farce, and, when it succeeds, that's what it is.

Young Tete spends most of his waking and dreaming hours thinking about breasts, so you have to admire his focus. He kind of reminds me of myself at that age... or at this age for that matter!

All in all, this is an excellent film with an erotic and interesting story,

(Spain , 1994, subtitles, 88 min.)

It's about time

A new trend in Japan has been to film the their growing population of all-natural, busty girls from different angles. These multi-angle videos emphasize the sexy lower curves of the breast with lots of shots taken from below the model. Most breasts look their most impressive and full at this angle, and this leads to some great moments.

The videos also feature great use of the latest in camera equipment for ultra sharp close-ups that provide a complete and intimate introduction to these young, busty models. Blouse-crawling shots are also a welcome new addtion. The Japanese are dead serious about their breast erotica.